Remember the 2008 bailout bill? The one that provided gargantuan loans to all the major Wall Street banks that ruined themselves after money-cataracts clouded their otherwise brilliant capitalistic vision?

Way back when the U.S. government decided, "Hey, while we're on the subject of nonstop talk about threats of Socialism, let's socialize our banks!"

And then we were like, "Oh, um... okay! As long as you're sure it'll... trickle down to the rest of us!"